White jokes
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What is black, white, and red all over? My third wife.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.