White jokes

What do you call a white man that’s blind?

Asian eyes.

What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?

A firecracker.

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

What's brown and white with red all over?

Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.

Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?

Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.

Me: Oh, okay.

Goes to school.

Teacher: How were humans made?

Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.

Teacher: 😑

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading

What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?

A s'more.

Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What is white and comes out after you have sex?

Cum!

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.

Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?

He's white on the inside.

He's orange on the outside.

And then there's that stick!

What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.

What is black and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.

Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.

Rosa Parks: Ok.

When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"

And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"

And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"

And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."

Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."

And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"

And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"

And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"

And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.