White jokes

There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.

White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.

Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.

Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"

Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.

Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?

So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.

The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.

What's black on top and white on the bottom?

rape.

What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?

Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.

When a white person says the n word,

black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.