White jokes
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Hillary Clinton is elected president...
And on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.