Job loss jokes

Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.

I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.