Job loss jokes

You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.

There’s no hope.

UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!

My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...