Chopper jokes

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.

A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.

What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.