Chopper jokes
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.