Chopper jokes
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
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A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
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Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.