Chopper jokes
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.