Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Your mama so white that he first number was 911
I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"
What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to ur on lotion
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone ask?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over? a corpse of course!
i bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican lmao, y'all really going at it with these jokes ๐