White jokes
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What is black, white, and red all over? My third wife.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.