White jokes
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Who even needs white jokes?
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Memes
The original White Power (ranger).
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.