White jokes
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
Who even needs white jokes?
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.