White jokes
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Memes
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Who even needs white jokes?
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"