White jokes
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Who even needs white jokes?
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.