White jokes
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Who even needs white jokes?
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.