White jokes
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Memes
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Who even needs white jokes?
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!