White jokes
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
Miku will make America great again
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.