Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”
Ever head the saying white people can’t jump?? Well I thinks that’s total bull shit you should have seen us on 9:11
Somebody’s son said mom my dick has white stuff coming out of it, she said oh good one son so when’s the baby coming
Why do white people own so many pets ?
Cuz they can't own people anymore.
lord of the rings is about a group of white americans taking 9 hours to return jewelry
I'll put white in your smile
What is white and fluffy? A peelo
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards it was red.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas"
Why did Michael Jackson become white he wanted to be like a ghost and I have any feeheet.
Fortnite balls im gay i like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil mosey is white
White people be like less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!
Hahaha dumb white people!
White 40 year olds love little white kids and so does trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Yo Momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky. Yo Momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner she sat on the table, opened her legs and said "Crabs."
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarresed biracial guy
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white women he chopped her up and put her in the woods the suck fuck.
What do you call Jan the 6th,? White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball you get a white Christmas
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, Snow White with the Red Hair, up until now.
if a dog is white with black spots then it is 90% great and 10 % guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors
