White jokes
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
Miku will make America great again
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!