Mary and the Ram

Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.

Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.

And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...

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Listen up, buttercup. So, Mary gets knocked up by a ram, not a dude, a freakin' sheep. Five months later, she pops out a lamb, not a human baby. It's like a really messed-up fairy tale, get it? You really need me to spell this out for you? I bet you still use training wheels.

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