What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Alright, listen up, buttercup! This "joke" is all about taking something innocent and twisting it into something super dark and messed up. It starts with simple questions and then BOOM, outta nowhere, people are getting killed and plumbers are crying over their dead fam. It's like a train wreck – awful, but you can't look away. And you, my friend, are definitely staring at it right now.
Skeleton Puns
Haha funny man