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Gas Station Sushi Trip

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You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.

Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

Categories

  • Meth
  • Gas Station
  • Jesus
  • Black
  • Drug
  • Religion

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, dummy. So, basically, this dude is just spouting random nonsense, right? Like one second he's fighting a bear, the next he's Jesus Christ, and then he's a jet flying into the sun. It's all just a big, chaotic mess of random thoughts strung together. Honestly, I don't think the author even knows what's going on half the time, but they are PussyTickler so what do you expect? But hey, at least it's kind of funny in a "what the heck did I just read" kind of way.

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