White jokes

What is black, white, and red all over?

My third wife.

When a white person says the n word,

black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...

"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"

What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.

What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.

What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?

A. The little girl in my trunk.

What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper.

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!

Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:

White person: Dad, you're home!

Black person: Dad?

White person: You can keep the change.

Black person: Empty the register.

What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?

Innocent.

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

What war did the black community win?

The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.