White jokes
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Who even needs white jokes?
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Memes
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.