White

White Jokes

Color

White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?

Prison

Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?

The white one actually did it!

Pornstar

What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!

Cow

What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?

It's white and it's brown.

Woman

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

Rib

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

Jew

What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.

Nun

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

Adam-and-eve

How do you know Adam and Eve were White?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?

Part

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

Girl

Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?

A. The little girl in my trunk.