What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
