"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
White Jokes
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
