White jokes

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...

"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"

What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.

What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA.

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper.

Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

The black one... he's 13!

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.

You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.

What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.

How do you know Adam and Eve were White?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?

They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.