White jokes
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.