White jokes
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Picrel is the average wopmutt. Shitalians aren't white, European, or even human.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her