White jokes
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.