When jokes
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
lol so true
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.