When jokes
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.
When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.
"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.
Then it clicked.
"Ah, so that's how you died."
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.