Flame Retardant Solution Gone Wrong

I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.

So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy! So, you see, the dude heard that flame retardant slow down fire, right? Instead of, like, using actual flame retardant, he chucked his own kid into the fire. I know, I know, it's dark, but that's the POINT! You wouldn't get it.

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