What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
Washing Machine vs Child
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Explanation
This is a dark joke that creates humor by comparing a washing machine to a child. It suggests that a child is annoying because they would cry when you put something inside of them, contrasting it with the expected behavior of a machine. It relies on a disturbing implication.
NO
HOL THE FUCK UP
YES
HOL THE F...ING BABY DOWN
Quarantina
Pedo alert
Anonymous
Nah the washing machine cries from the inside