What has 2 arms 2 legs 2 eyes 2 breasts for milking and a hole to fill with my 9 inches? A sexy female
Andrew
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman
Frostbite
Person 1: hi i am tom.. and you ? person 2: andrew ?
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child..?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
Roes are red violets are twisted come back to my place you might get fisted