When jokes
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
I hooked up with my German girlfriend. It was really distracting when she kept saying her age.
lol so true
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.