When jokes

Mama

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Skinny

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Allergy

Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.

Wiener

Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.

Memes

Sex

Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.

Orphan

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Weight

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Hairline

You: I have a nice hairline.

Your friend: Since when do you have one?

You: I forgot.

Indian

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Wheelchair

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

Number

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

Barbie

What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?

"Eye torture!"

Orphan

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

Ass

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.