When jokes

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

Dam!

So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where is my tractor?"

What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.

I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?

An ASSHole.

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?

He raged! 😱

What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?

"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.