Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Finger or Crack
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, genius. The joke is all about a play on words. Instead of "cracking" your fingers, which some people do, the joke suggests "fingering" your "crack," using the same action but in a completely different (and kinda gross) context. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and a bit naughty. You probably pick your nose in public, don't you?
Ukraine deserved it
Stand with Russia π·πΊπ·πΊπ·πΊ
Omnom
Stand with Urkraine
Anonymous
Stand with neither. Fuck the both of them.
Anonymous
"Urkraine" average ukrainian brain LMFAO
Anonymous
Because we're not virgins like you.
Omnom
You sure were not virgins?
Omnom
U have a couple sisters on the way
Anonymous
Yeah, a couple sisters are on the way, too bad they're a product of your inbreeding rather than your lame and tired fantasty of "fucking" my long deceased parents.
Royal
Bruh that was mean