Acne jokes

How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.

What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.

Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

What the difference between a priest and acne

Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face

What's the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits until you're a teen to cum on your face.

What's the difference between Andy and acne?

Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.

What's the difference between my father and acne?

Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.

Me: "What are you doing??"

Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"

Me: "I don't know."

Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"

Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"

Don't bully kids.

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.

What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.