When jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

When an African has a twin, your me??

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?

He Neverland.

What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?

"I have runny volcanoes."

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.

Onions was a good dog.

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?

When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when he made it RAIN in the club.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!

When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.