When jokes
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
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A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?