When jokes

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when he made it RAIN in the club.

"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

When an African has a twin, your me??

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

One time, I was making a caramel apple.

When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!

The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:

"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."

😳

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.