When jokes
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.