When jokes

I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.

When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.

What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?

"Eye torture!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where is my tractor?"

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

Dam!

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?

An ASSHole.

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

What song is sung when conceiving?

"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"

"Where ya going?"

"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."

What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?

A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.

What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?

Noise!