Water Park Wishes

Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.

The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j

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Listen up, smarty-pants. So, there are these three dudes at a water park who find a genie. Each of 'em gets a wish that comes true when they shout it out while sliding down a slide. The first guy wishes for Coca-Cola, and bam, the pool's full of it. The second guy is a real winner. He wants M&Ms but almost says something nasty, and that's what the pool almost gets filled with. But the third dude? He just yells "Weee!" and ends up with a pool full of piss. Get it? It's funny because he messed up his wish, and now he's swimming in pee. And let's be honest, you probably would've done the same thing.

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