There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.
Birthday Gift Surprise
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Hey, listen up! So, this dude messes up and forgets his wife's b-day. She's mad and tells him she wants a gift that can go from 1 to 200, super quick. Next day, boom, she finds a scale! Get it? Weight...numbers...speed? You probably don't because you are as dumb as a bag of rocks. The joke is she is mad because he is insinuating that she needs to lose weight when she wanted some real bling.
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