There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.
Birthday Gift Surprise
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up! So, this dude messes up and forgets his wife's b-day. She's mad and tells him she wants a gift that can go from 1 to 200, super quick. Next day, boom, she finds a scale! Get it? Weight...numbers...speed? You probably don't because you are as dumb as a bag of rocks. The joke is she is mad because he is insinuating that she needs to lose weight when she wanted some real bling.
FIRST JOKE OF 2018
THE FIRST JOKE OF 2018