Rooster and Dog Hybrid

Alright listen up, chucklenut. You cross a rooster with a small dog, and you get something that's gonna cock-a-doodle-doo and bark at the same time. It's like your brain—a real mixed breed of confusion and idiocy. Bet you didn't even know that some dogs can actually crow, just like a rooster, especially when they're trying to be tough. But you? You're just all bark and no bite, pal.