When jokes

When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

One time, I was making a caramel apple.

When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!

The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:

"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."

😳

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?

A: Chicken noodle suwoop.

What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?

A strong man’s biceps.

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when he made it RAIN in the club.

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?

He Neverland.

What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?

"I have runny volcanoes."

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.