When jokes

What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.

The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?

"Eye torture!"

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?