When jokes
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Memes
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
When is Donald Trump?
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"