When jokes
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Memes
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
When the card declines on child insurance.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”