When jokes
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
That moment when you poop 😂
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?