When jokes
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."