Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!