When jokes

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.

What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?

Cauliflower!

What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.

When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"

Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.

You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.

But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.

Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"

What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!

When you breathe.

What makes you guys high?

I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!

What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.

What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?

"Log in."

That moment when you poop 😂

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."