When jokes

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?

When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I care when my computer crashes.

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.

"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

MEOM!

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

A: Because they like to come in a little behind.

What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"

"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.

I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.

What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?

Cauliflower!

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.