When jokes
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.