Midgets Running

  • Why do men midgets laugh when they run?

    Because their balls get tickled by the grass.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about men midgets. You see, they're short, right? So when they run, their "balls" (ya know, their testicles) are close enough to the ground that the grass tickles them. And tickling makes you laugh. It's real high-brow stuff, I know, especially for someone like you. Did you know that midgets are also called little people? And did you know that I am a bear?

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