When jokes
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
I was crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
Vote for the better joke.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
2:30.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.
I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."