When jokes
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
When I get hungry 😋
What time is it when you get home?
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
When the nlgga is farting!!!
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.