When jokes
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Memes
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"