When jokes
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Like if its true
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
When you breathe.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.