When jokes
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.