When jokes

People

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

Woman

When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?

Pencil

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Life

What's the most annoying thing in the world?

When you're told you're still qualified to live.

Memes

Sister

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Orphan

When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?

India

When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!

Orphan

When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Love

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

Mama

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

Nut

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

Life

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

School

You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.

Fire

Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."

Walrus

What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?

"Walrus the remote!"