Chloroform jokes

So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.

No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.

It's not rape if she doesn't say no.

Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.

Ads for meds be like: Chloroform, it's Chloroform, helps with itchy eyes. Side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM), AIDS (HIV/AIDS), Alphaviruses, Alzheimer's Disease, Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish), Arboviral Encephalitis, Arthritis, Babesiois, Cancer, Unintentional injuries, Chronic lower respiratory disease, Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases, Alzheimer's disease, Diabetes, Influenza and pneumonia.

I always use chloroform when stealing a child.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.