Chloroform jokes

I always use chloroform when stealing a child.

So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

It's not rape if she doesn't say no.

Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.

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No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.

What do stomata use to fill their pools?

Chlor-ine.

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."