Roadkill

Roadkill Jokes

Friend

My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

Cafe

Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.

Mom

Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.

Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?

Me: Aren't you my son?

Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.

Emo

What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.

Idiot

What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?

Fresh roadkill.