When jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
That moment when you poop 😂
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What happened when the man died? Yes.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.