Emo Phone Jealousy

This is a play on the stereotype of emo kids being sad or depressed. The joke suggests that an emo kid might be jealous of a dead phone because it's no longer 'alive', and therefore perhaps no longer suffering. It's a dark humor take on a common stereotype.

• Emo kid
• Kid
• Emo
• Sadness
• Death
• Battery

• I got jealous when my phone dies.
• I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
• What's the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
• If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.