When jokes
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.