I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest, tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life. Then when I woke up, my wife was gone.
Missing Wife
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, the dude has this epic dream about nomming down on the best food ever, right? He wakes up expecting his wife to be there, but BAM! She's gone. The joke is that he probably ate her in his dream, which is why she gone!
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Anonymous
bruh