Boogeyman's Fear

This is a classic Chuck Norris joke, playing on the idea that he's so tough that even monsters are scared of him. It flips the usual fear dynamic, where the monster checks for Chuck Norris instead of the other way around.

• Chuck Norris
• Closet
• Sleep
• Fear
• Check
• Monster

• Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
• Chuck Norris once went to hell. After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
• Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.