When jokes

What do you say when you sister's annoying you?

Go oasis (go away sis)!

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?

"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?

Moses hits the adoption lottery!

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."

How do goldfish know when to eat?

They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.

Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?

To the retail store.

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?

What happens when a pun isn’t funny?

It gets PUNished.

What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.