When jokes
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣