When jokes

"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

MEOM!

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Vote for the better joke.

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

What do you get when a dinosaur farts?

A blast from the past!

It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.

But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?

What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?

Fresh roadkill.

When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"

I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.

What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?

Cauliflower!

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.

Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.

What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

A: Because they like to come in a little behind.

When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"

You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.

But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.