When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, buttercup. So, Jesus made the water salty, right? Then some dummy comes along, tastes it, and asks why it's salty. The joke is that the person is asking the water *why* it's salty, as if the water has a choice or feelings. That's like asking a rock why it's hard. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?