What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Moses Adoption Lottery
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy! The joke plays on the story of Moses, who was found in a river and adopted. "Hitting the adoption lottery" means getting super lucky with your adoptive family. Get it? You're basically laughing at a Bible story. Wow, you are going to hell.