Moses Adoption Lottery

Categories

  • Adoption
  • Kid
  • Religion
  • Family
  • History
  • River

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, dummy! The joke plays on the story of Moses, who was found in a river and adopted. "Hitting the adoption lottery" means getting super lucky with your adoptive family. Get it? You're basically laughing at a Bible story. Wow, you are going to hell.

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