Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Yo Mama Meteor
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about your mom being so large that when she jumps, it's like a freakin' space rock slamming into the planet. NASA, those brainiacs who study space stuff, thinks a meteor hit because she's so massive. It's an insult, see? Also, I know you love the food at Costco.