Woman

Hello dark side

Jon said:What do you call a pregnant woman? Mike said: I don’t know what? Jon said: kinder surprise

Girl

Anonymous

One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr Jones’s class. Mr Jones asked him, “Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?” Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones’s class. Mr Jones asked him, “Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?” Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones’s class. Mr Jones asked him, “Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?” Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr Jones’s lesson. Mr Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, “Who are you and why are you late?” The new girl says, “Sir, I’m called Cherry Hill”

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Name

Samuel j. Carvajal

So you get a new job, and here something about this guy named mike, The next day you go into the office and mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and Rainbows and stuff, then, a co-worker comes up and says “No one told you mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY clap clap clap clap”.

Name

Anonymous

My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friends name is Hugh Janus!!

Ketchup

The washington siblings

say “Mike who cheese hairy” fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000

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Funny

Pat Macroch

I am looking for mike roch

ID

wow

Mike…id is coming tonight

Name

Berry Mkockiner

Mike Oxlong

Clown

DONT EVEN

Why did the clown not attack mike cause they bouncee

Adoption

Jinx yo

Jake, tommy, and mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, tommy got adopted and mike. Mike grew up to be a office worker. So you get a new job, and here something about this guy named mike, The next day you go into the office and mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and Rainbows and stuff, then, a co-worker comes up and says “No one told you mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!!