When jokes

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out, I'm just a burden.

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

When you still there?

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

What did the horse say when his throat was sore?

I have a hoarse throat!

What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?

It tasted funny!

What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?

"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.