When jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!