When jokes

What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?

"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."

What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?

A pap smear.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.

When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.

What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?

Boston cream pie.

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?

What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?

“Nice spread!”

The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"

The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."

The circular saw would reply with, "What?"

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

Who needs sex when they have Valorant?

When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!

Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

They don't have parents to protect them.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

Why was the orphan so famous?

Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.