When jokes
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
I Was Wrong!!!
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.