When jokes
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!