When jokes

This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.

Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.

My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.

I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.

Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?

"Kobe crash!"

A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

Why didn't the orphan do the work?

Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.

What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.

What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?

A school bus full of kids.

In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.

A gay chicken... hahaha.

One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.

What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?

They ketchup.

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?

Continental Drift.

Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?

A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.