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What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.
My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.