Patriotic Passengers and Explosive Farts

A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"

Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"

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Listen up, smarty pants! So, three dudes from different countries are on a plane, right? They're all about patriotism, so they chuck stuff out while yelling "I love my country!" Get it? Then there's this kid who farts and kaboom!, his house goes up! It's supposed to be funny because, well, farts usually don't cause explosions, unless you're eating Taco Bell which, considering your refined intellect, is probably a regular occurrence.

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