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What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
what your cat does when u aren´t home
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.