When jokes
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.